I just got a mosquito bite. Not on my arm. Not on my leg. Right in the middle of my FACE! It is on my forehead right between the eyes. If you know me at all, you'll know I'm not going to just not scratch it. I'm going to remove the skin from my head. It will be bloody.Thought I'd share. Sorry that my life is so boring, gosh.
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- JennPav
- -I am, at once, highly ambitious and extremely lazy. -I like to pick fights with people on Apartmentratings.com. -I believe in survival of the fittest and eat or be eaten. I think children should be raised to claw their way to the top and know the difference between right and wrong. In that respect, I believe Liberal America is destroying what is great about freedom and about living in general. -I have never been able to wear high heels for more than five minutes. -Processed lunch meat makes me think of people who may be missing limbs. This fact disturbs me as much as it just disturbed you. -The theme song to Unsolved Mysteries has been known to make me cry. -I once ate a boullion cube.
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Should You Own a Driver's License Quick Test:
- You probably shouldn't if you answer yes to any of the following:
- Do you think shuffle board is for the young?
- Will your life be incomplete if you don't soak in, record on your cell phone, and post on youtube, every detail of the minor fender bender on the shoulder?
- Are you a little bit unsure about where you are going or what traffic laws are in place in your state?
- Do you feel safest when you're in the far lane away from the scary merging traffic-- yet cruising at 35?
- Do you drive an Impala?
- Would you describe the shape of your car as a cube?
- Do your "I hate Bush" bumperstickers completely cover your rear windshield blocking any sort of view of that annoying traffic?
- Do you treat your oversized utility vehicle as if it were a fragile hummel when approaching railroad tracks?
- Do you drive a car that could only be described as "enormous?"
- Do you have stuffed animals lining the back window of your car?
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- Born of a jealous rage.
- It's a BOY!... and a GIRL!.... and 2007 is the new...
- Mother's Day and Underpants.
- Crab Stabbing 101
- Its so dark here, with my head up my ass and all.
- Florida Chainsaw Massacre.
- You're Basically Asking for it if you Dress Like T...
- The Day Satan Smiled.
- A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes.
- Me and My Monday.
- This is the Rhythm of My Life. My Life. Oh Yeah.
- Feeling Bad for the Thumb.
- Look Out Rachel Ray
- One Small Step for Me.
- I Got My Very First Hate Mail!
- I've Never Been the Target of and Ice Cream Relate...
- Its a beautiful day in the neighborhood, Mr. Feder...
- My Name is Jenny and I have an Addiction
- Wow. Just... Wow.
- Resolustion Dissillusion
- Dear McDonalds
- Smee Feels Pretty
- I Know the Answer!
- Choppy, Choppy.
- I Quit Florida
- Firsts.
- 30 Minutes in Winter Park, FL
- Can this job PLEASE be less awesome?
- The Little Blog that Kills
- Thanks, Library Nazi.
- A.T.F. Alcohol, Tobacco, and Fine-Ass Ho's.
- I would rather lick dirt for spare change...
- Head Freaking Lice.
- Excuse Me... My Cat is on Fire.
- Man Sweat and Bacon.
- The Further Adventures of Maya's Intestines of Steel.
- Recipe for a Man.
- I Spent $60 so Shave His Ass and Cut Down the Trees.
- Girl Meets Pavement
- A $600 Ass Kicking
- Can you imagine swallowing an ear plug?
- Slob-do aids in Gross ID
- Thanks a lot, Alberto, you big, fat, JERK!
- The End of a Big Sweaty Mess.
- Tipping the Scales Toward Stupid
- Dear Jenny (No, not Dear Abby, Dear Jenny.)
- We've Created a Monster.
- Don't Fuckin' Swear in front of my Fuckin' Kid!
- A Simple Mistake...?
- The Rhythm is Going to Get You.
- Letting Go...
- Clean House
- Some Guy Farted on me at Wal-Mart!
- Harcourt Will Kill You. Yes.
- Mending Wall
- S.O.S. Maya Sick!
- I Think I'll Call Him Jesus.
- Bullseye.
- Join me in my quest to bring down the Gates.
- Weekend at a Glance.
- New Olympic Sport!
- Midas is an effin a-hole.
- Schloozing Weight and More
- Bitch, bitch, bitch
- Too cool for School... or pants...
- We Have a Code Orange, Pug on the Loose...
- I'm Old and I'm Scared!
- My Letter to Satan.
- Was it put your hands in the air where I can see '...
- Foaming at the Mouth.
- Afraid of the Touchy?
- Phone Service From the Fonze.
- I-4 Splatters More Tourists
- Midas Hates Kate Winslett!
- Garbage, tunafish, seafood in general, vomit, deat...
- I Screamed Because I Saw Death...
- It Must be Your First Day on Planet Earth. Welcome.
- Things I Need to Tell You...
- Midas Wins!
- I Long for Things That Don't Exist.
- Mutant Fatty League
- Prepare to be Fucked Up by the Manners Police.
- Nerd Fest at the Polo Club
- Childhood Trauma
- Are you a Workout Warrior?
- Hats Off to You!
- I Work at Candyland.
- Where are my damn CRACKERS?!?!
- WHY?
- I Can't Drive... 55!
- I am the worst person on earth.
- Of Glue and McDonalds.
- Back to the Gym.
- Tails of King Midas
- Should you be allowed out of the house?
- And then we got put at the ugly table.
- Kids Terrify Me.
- I Have No Pants. A Sad, But True, Story.
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