Tails of King Midas

In case you missed it in the pictures, my dog is awesome. He's so smart, its not even funny. He doesn't want me to leave the house in the morning, so he unlaces my shoes. How smart is that? He's also ridiculously athletic. He's got little pug meats that make him super strong or something. Yesterday, I was swinging a towel over his head and he started doing flips in the air and it was almost like watching him in slow motion! It was crazy he turns completely around mid air. You have to seriously see this to even understand how awesome it is. When we wer e in chicago, Drew and Katie taught him to shake in a day! He's so funny. OH, and for those of you who never heard THIS story, grab a seat because its the funniest thing ever. So one time I am watching TV in the bedroom and Mike just got home from work. He's wearing his BRAND NEW khaki pants and his sexy albertsons shirt. He thinks he is going to be funny so he rips one that rattles the walls and scares the hell out of our poor puppy. Midas was barking and shaking and terrified.... but it didn't stop there. Mike had changed clothes and left his work uniform in a pile on the bathoorm floor and sometime in the night my little Midas got up and took revenge on the ass of mike's pants. He chewed it right out of the pants. The next day we got up, none the wise, and we're going to throw them in the laundry and there is a giant (and I mean GIANT) hole where the butt of his pants should have been. You can't tell me that isn't the funniest thing you've ever heard.