Jennpavrific: 02/13/08

Wow. I just took the stairs from floor one to floor two.

Who would like to do my eulogy?

Should You Own a Driver's License Quick Test:

You probably shouldn't if you answer yes to any of the following:
Do you think shuffle board is for the young?
Will your life be incomplete if you don't soak in, record on your cell phone, and post on youtube, every detail of the minor fender bender on the shoulder?
Are you a little bit unsure about where you are going or what traffic laws are in place in your state?
Do you feel safest when you're in the far lane away from the scary merging traffic-- yet cruising at 35?
Do you drive an Impala?
Would you describe the shape of your car as a cube?
Do your "I hate Bush" bumperstickers completely cover your rear windshield blocking any sort of view of that annoying traffic?
Do you treat your oversized utility vehicle as if it were a fragile hummel when approaching railroad tracks?
Do you drive a car that could only be described as "enormous?"
Do you have stuffed animals lining the back window of your car?

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