Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Back by Popular Demand, how to do death right.

Because my last post was so popular (or because only one person read and commented on it and I'm going insane, you decide) I have teamed up with my beloved husband to come up with what I deem to be the most distinguished names possible for our future Cemetery Woodlands. Below you will find our preferred list for the Cemetery owning enteprise. We will also provide you with a "mix and match" feature so you can name your very own squalid death farm!

Curdle Clearing
Stiff Pastures
Cold Meat Courtyard
Dead Body Meadows
Cadaver Orchards
Disintegration Park
Eroding Acres
Shrivel Bed
Carcass Corral
Putrid Park
Remains Ranch
Dirt Nap
Eternal Hibernation
Fester Fields
Permanent Slumber Pastures
Endless Beddy-Bye
40 Winks Falls
Unending Orchards
Long-Term Siesta Ranch
Oblivion Orchards
Everlasting Snooze Lot
Rotting Ranch


NOW YOU TRY! Mix and match words from at least two sections and you got yerself a winner!

Lawn________________Corpse_______________Soil
Backyard_____________Body________________Dirt
Garden_____________Dead Body_____________Dust
Grass________________Bones_______________Earth
Grassland___________Cadaver_____________Mire
Grass Plot__________Carcass
Green_______________Cold Meat
Park________________Loved One
Plot_________________Remains
Terrace_______________Stiff
Yard________________Deceased______________Long
Courtyard_____________Shell_______________Lengthy
Patio________________Skeleton_____________Drawn Out
Play-Area_________________________________Imminent
Enclosure_________________________________Constant
Acerage___________________________________Continual
Acerage___________________________________Endless
Arboretum___________Breakdown_____________Eternal
Estate_______________Crumble______________Forever
Field_________________Decay_______________Everlasting
Grange____________ Disintegrate___________Long Term
Orchard______________Dissolve_____________Permanent
Grassland_____________Fester______________Perpetual
Meadow______________Moulder_______________Persisting
Pasture_______________Putrid______________Unceasing
Patch_________________Spoil_______________Unending
Plantation____________Taint
Ranch________________Decompose
Soil________________Deteriorate
Common________________Erode
Turf___________________Rot________________Beddy-Bye
Lot_________________Granulate_____________Coma
Woodlands___________Shrivel_______________Cat Nap
Village Greens______Waste Away____________Commons
Square_______________Curdle_______________Hibernation
Area_________________Parish_______________40 Winks
Lawn Social_______________________________Lethargy
Clearing__________________________________Rest
Corral____________________________________Sleep
Land______________________________________Sandman
Ground____________________________________Shut Eye
Falls_____________________________________Siesta
Bed_______________________________________Slumber
Oasis_____________________________________Snooze
__________________________________________Dream
__________________________________________Relax
__________________________________________Oblivion

3 comments:

Monster Library Student said...

I think I would like the cemetery where I go one day to be called Corpse Rot Canyon! Ha ha...too funny friend! YUCKO!

Kanansai said...

Or how about Rocky Remains Terrace? LOL....this is Becky btw, your long lost friend from Bed, Bath and Return...haha

JennPav said...

Yeah! Thanks for visiting! :)

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