What happens when Tony the Tiger, of Frosted Flakes fame, goes into the pizza business? Horrible pizza happens. HORRIBLE pizza.
It looked okay on the box: Tony's Cheese Pizza for one.
Microwavable. Gooey. Delictable? Maybe.
I followed the instructions:
Place a papertowel on microwave safe plate. CHECK.
Place pizza on microwave safe plate. Do not eat frozen. CHECK.
Microwave for 2-3 minutes. CHECK.
I figured 2 minutes and thirty seconds was perfect.
However, when I came back for my pizza a moment later, it had mutated into what can only be described as a medical disaster.
There is a large benign tumor radiating from the center... its flexible, but at the same time has elasticity that allows it to spring back from any prodding into its original position. It has flattened and spread out, taking on portions of the paper towel as its own skin. When pealed from the towel and inspected closer, it is clear that the foundation of said pizza was either a stale, flattened english muffin or a skin-hued frisbee.
A knife and fork will not cut into it.
It smells like a dumpster behind an Italian restaurant.
The dogs are not interested in the least.
I think its trying to get away from the plate...
Anyway. After much consideration, I think, instead of eating it, I'm just going to set it free in the backyard. 
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Thhhhhheeeyyyy'rree GROSS.
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4 comments:
ah yes, this takes me back to summer lunches when mom and dad worked.
Jenny, you actually made me burst into loud laughter with that picture! And my bro-in-law looked over and said, "what the hell is that!?"
Ha ha ha! Loved it.I too am in the search for good salads that are good for you.
... your not supposed to put a paper towel over it lmfao!
Ummm... read the directions on the box... "lmfao"
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