Thursday, July 19, 2007

Baseball, Hotdogs, Applegate and Chevrolet

I have a new favorite summer past-time. Out with the old: baseball, hotdogs, apple pie, fireworks, and pool parties (and that really awful commercial that used to play on the radio in Fenton: see title.)
My new favorite past-time is sharing an ear of corn on the cob with two wiley pugs. There is nothing funnier than watching them gum away at this intriguing vegetable with all the vigilance of a soldier attacking... an... ear of corn. They are like two toothless old men, squishing and mashing their little contorted faces into the very core- slurping up as many kernels as possible and making the most unattractive sounds ever to grace the human ear drum.
It's hands down the funniest thing I have ever seen and they're corn cob pros, I tell ya what. These two would be at home at any summer barbeque so guard your grill. Haha, get it? God, I am hillarious.

4 comments:

Danielle said...

I want to see pugs eating corn! Pronto!

And I just spent about an hour looking at your stuff on your portfolio website--you are so freaking talented!!! Nice work Jenny!

JennPav said...

I do need a picture of this. I'll probably have one when I visit my parents. Someone else can hold the corn for them and I'll get the picture! haha! Thank you so much for the compliments! Sometimes I need to hear them!!!

Monster Library Student said...

Jenny,

I love that song...I used to sing it when I lived out East, and I would positively crack up because it is so lame...yet catchy...so catchy!

JennPav said...

I will never forget it! That and Empire Carpet's 588-2300 EMPIRE!
I used to hear it years ago when I was growing up in Illinois!

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