Monday, July 9, 2007

Embracing Adulthood with poop.

Who doesn't complain about feeling fat from time to time? Weight loss has become a topic of interest since I've gotten older. Its everywhere. People share articles and recipes and make resolutions together, but there has been a recent development that cracks me up. Most of you have probably heard of the drug Xenical, and its now OTC counterpart, Alli. If you've heard anything about this new diet phenom, its probably about the unpleasant side effects causing you to have greasy, oily farts and less than solid fecal anomolies. (I think now is a good time to point out that no one discusses poop enough in blogs.) Anyway, now that this drug is officially on the market you can read about it online and even meet people who are taking it and all of the sudden, your adult conversation turns candidly to that of poop.
Personally, I think that Alli is a good idea. If you're going to eat too much fat, this thing is your worst enemey. Its like Pavlov and his bell, you must condition yourself to eat correctly, and if the response to a gorge fest is shitting your pants in a board meeting... well I would think you would learn your lesson a lot faster than waking up one morning and realizing your pants are too tight. So even though it isn't your typical diet pill and won't really do anything if you're eating right, at least you know when you're slipping up and learning quickly not to do it again.
Most importantly perhaps is the joy of discussing poop again at the office. Ahhh, to be young.

5 comments:

jaykaydee said...

Oh, I'm right there with you. There's another great article and discussion here:

http://www.unboundedition.com/content/view/1285/50/

JennPav said...

haha, thats great!

Lissy said...

so. yeah. i quickly read this one. all i saw was pav and his bell.
i thought you were refering to mike and taco bell..


whos that fatty now? ME AND TACO BELL FOREVER. Who needs a man when you got a #4.

JennPav said...

Thanks for the comment. I'm glad that I really reached you with a deep and profound message. Its why I'm here.

Monster Library Student said...

NICE! I laughed outloud at the library when I read that...it reminded me of the SNL skit..."Oops, I crapped my pants!" Ha ha ha! Jenny, you are too funny!

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