Saturday, December 29, 2007

Survey Says...

1. Will you be looking for a new job in 2008?
Why yes! At some point I do plan to be something other than an unemployed housewife or minimum wage customer service bufoon at the local Linen's and Shit.

2. Will you be looking for a new relationship?
The only new relationship I could be in the market for would be a third pug. His name will be Ruhne and he'll be a rescue... and I haven't completely convinced Mike that his existence in our house is completely relavent yet.... I may be baking a lot soon....

3. New house?
Probably not this year since I still have school to finish up-- but the idea is always there. Either way, I'm sure we'll be hoarding our pennies like little crazed squirrels.

4. What will you do differently in 08?
Ahhhh. A very deep question. Lets take a look at a few things that went awry in '07 before answering that one.
1. I won't work for a place that clearly has no work coming in the door-- yet assures me that its coming. Really. Soon. They swear.
2. I will get a flu shot and possibly develop a neurotic hand washing complex.
3. I will avoid casinos.
4. I will not have roomates in any form that are not bound to me by the laws of Holy Matrimony, or dependent upon me to fill little silver bowls with food and water each day.
5. I will not live in an apartment. At least not one in Florida. At least not one in the parking lot of a Wendy's and at least not one with rent that would far outweigh a mortgage.
6. I will suffer through the next kidney stone with dignity, huddled on the floor of my bathroom in tears. Who needs hospital bills.
7. I will finish my schooling and continue forward on the old pay scale-- on a path that does not involve FCATs, state standards, adoption processes, or the molding of children's minds in any way, shape, or form.
8. I will suck it up and hire movers.
9. I will never again eat breakfast at Burger King.
10. I will no longer take anti-anxiety medication when there are world's of furry pugs just waiting to calm me down with their weird little alien noises.

5. New Years resolution?
For once I can say that I plan to continue in the direction I am headed. It appears to be working so far.

6. What will you not be doing in 08?
Customer Service.

7. Any trips planned?
I am going to Maine for my second anniversary. Let me just tell you that the Maine Office of Tourism-- not a bunch of A students.

8. Wedding plans?
I plan to not only be at my cousin's wedding in September, but to get them a kick ass gift.

9. Major thing on your calendar?
Italian phrases and cultural trivia. I am that boring, yes.

10. What cant you wait for?
My trip to Maine and finishing my certification.

11. What would you like to see happen differently?
I really need to get back to my swimming before I forget how, sink, and die.

12. What about yourself will you be changing?
I probably have a few more bad haircuts in store for me before my hair grows out last year's inappropriate color choices.

13. What happened in 07 that you didn't think would ever happen?
Wow. I don't even know where to begin with that one. It would have to probably be the time that I got fired for "not having work to do" at a job that "wasn't getting work in at the moment." That was one for the ol' scrapbook. This photo is actually a screen capture for their website. Feel free to give me the credit for the "Dogs" book as I did that for another company and they had nothing to do with it. If they weren't out of business now, I would be more upset.

14. Will you be nicer to the people you care about?
I think you will find that I am nice enough. Loser.

15. Will you dress differently this year than you did in 07?
Well, shucks. As my reigning status of unemployment begins again in the coming weeks, I do believe that shopping at Wal-Mart will be in my future. So no.

16. Will you start or quit drinking?
I'm currently drinking orange juice. I plan to finish it soon.

17. Will you better your relationship with your family?
We are currently in a competition to see who can go the longest without visiting who.

18. Will you do charity work?
most likely

19. Will you go to the bars?
Not on purpose.

20. Will you be nice to people you don't know?
I currently view people I don't know as germ receptacles-- one of which has given me a cold. This doesn't bode well for the niceness. Thanks for asking, though.

21. Do you expect '08 to be a good year for you?
I want so badly for it to NOT suck as bad as last year that now I'll probably obsess over it and every little thing that goes wrong will be catastrophic to my continued will to live.

22. How much did you change from this time last year til now?
I don't know that I personally have changed, but my life has and its a lot better now.

23. Do you plan on having a child?
having a child do what?

24. Will you still be friends with the same people you are friends with now?
I would imagine so. Otherwise, I have a lot of board games that would go to waste.

25. Major lifestyle changes?
I will be certified in several areas of my career that will enable me to earn far more money than you. I'll have Robin Leach tell you the rest.

26. Will you be moving?
I am living in a house that is for sale, so I suppose that is a possibility.

27. What will you make sure will not happen on '08 that did in '07?
I don't know, pick someting.

28. What are your New Years Eve plans?
I have really never liked New Years for some reason. This whole time of year sucks. All that Christmas anticipation is gone and it feels like you have nothing to look forward too. I used to get Chinese food with my mom... but since moving away I usually stay home with my husband, drink hot chocolate, and pout. It suits me well.

29. Will you have someone to kiss at midnight?
chances are, I'll be asleep at midnight, dreaming that I don't act like I'm 78 years old.

30. One wish for 08?
I have a few but right now, my greatest wish is to spread survey joy to all of cyberspace.

1 comment:

Kim said...

Ha! Dogs! I know that well! =) And I can attest to the fact that you did it - since it's in my book! I don't know if I ever told you I had to push it through with Chris. Was there ever anything we didn't have to push through? hahaha!

Love your survey. Definitely more interesting with pics than the average boring survey with just words.

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