They won't let me use real glue at work. No rubber cement, no Yes paste, Jade Paste, wheat paste, sobo, or Krazy glue (do I know too much about glue?) No. I have a glue stick. Like the kind second graders use and it even smells like Fruit Loops. Seriously. By the way, McDonald's chicken nuggets are awesome. Mmmm. I love their chicken nuggets. And none of that all white meat stuff either, I love the ones that are made of lips and assholes. That's right. I'm not ashamed.