Saturday, June 2, 2007

Where are my damn CRACKERS?!?!

Lunch is a particularly stressful time of the day for me. Its always been like this and that is because I don't eat glossy meat. Or... what you people refer to as lunch or deli meat. Don't get me wrong. I love me some chickens and cows. But thinly sliced, shiny, smelly meat on bread just gives me the willies. So I am having my chicken noodle soup and I notice that I have misplaced my wheat thins! I love my wheat thins! My whole lunch time has now become painfully empty. The rest of you go on and enjoy your flattened, glossed pig shavings. You nasty bastards.

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